efinkymraenilef | Blackbox something or other. [Video post/location untraceable/August 27th 2011]]

[The video comes on to show everyone's favorite psycho feline. He is standing in some alleyway in some two. He has a big bright smile on his face and he seems to be having trouble not laughing.]

Well well, hello Digital World. It's been a while, no? Well I've decided to come out of hiding for just a little bit. I'm dropping something off you see. I got my trills out of it and now I'm tossing it out.

[The camera moved to show an unconscious Kats in a a trashcan. He is unconscious and sporting a rather noticeable head wound. It then turns back to Jake, who is trying his best to stifle the laughter.]

And before all of you out there, especially you robots, get all in a bunch about this, he's alive. And I only borrowed him. So come on down and pick up your piece of trash. He's a bit spent though. I kind of milked him for all he's worth.

[Jake laughs out loud now and goes on for about a minute.]

Well I need to get going. Can't be out here too long.

[And for a moment the location of the post is made clear. He's somewhere in Junk City but that's all you get.]

Later!

[And the camera cuts out.]

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[Sighs.]

Say what you will. Don't care. I have plenty of survival instincts.

You're making enemies everywhere.

At this rate, I don't even have to threaten you. You're gonna bite off more than you can chew and someone's going to have a new set of catskin gloves.

I have to entertain myself somehow. Why have friends when you can have enemies?

You... didn't take a head injury with your seal, did you?

That may be the stupidest thing I've ever heard. You don't have the kind of reputation to back up that boast.

I don't have the reputation yet. I'm getting really tired of all you doubters out there. But keep underestimating me. I just might surprise you.

What's your claim to fame so far? Kidnapping a cat? Attacking a coffee shop?

Please. I've got better things to do with my time than worry about that kind of rep.

I love how no one seems to remember how I kidnapped two DATS officials and took the hands of one of them.

So you kidnapped a cop or two and amputated one of them. Big deal. That's not a rep booster, that just goes to show that you keep picking your enemies poorly. Or, you know, stupidity. Whatever you want to call it.

I'm still not impressed.

Hmmm...maybe I could choose others then. Maybe braid boy. Or that lovely pink haired girl he works with.

You're not exactly well-versed in this field of work, are you?

Those threats work better on the guys who HAVEN'T gotten their hands dirty.

Dirty hands or not. In the end, I know people hurt when they lose someone important to them. This whole thing with Kats has proven that to me. If you can't strike someone directly, go for someone they care about. Attack their weakness. Every group has a weakest link.

Except for the guys who've already lost them, right?

Do you even have anyone that I can take from you? Rip away your last single link to something good?

Nah, I don't think so. I think you're already sucking the bottom of the barrel.

How's that lust seal work on an empty bed every night? Not a single kind word for your ears, except the ones in your delusions.

You'd be surprised how well my seal has been working lately. I've got plenty of bed action. And I have my Queen. And that is one link you could never tear away.

A whore isn't the same as a solid link, y'know.

And given how quickly your Queen's thrown away her toys before, I don't even need to try and break that one. It'll happen without anyone's effort sooner or later.

No, I think I'm pretty safe in assuming that you're gonna run out of hope before you're anything approaching a real threat.

Dont. Call. My. Queen. A whore, you cocky little shit. And think what you want. You and those damn robots are going to get a rude awakening one day.

Actually, I was calling your bedfellows whores.

Your queen, on the other hand, is a slut by textbook definition.

But whatever, just try to make it quick, huh? I don't have forever to wait for you to make the biggest mistake of your life.

You and everyone else like you REALLY need to stop underestimating those you've never fought before. It gets really fucking irritating and makes you look like an idiot.

Wouldn't that be the pot calling the kettle black, in this case?

Besides.

I've studied you. Can you say the same?

Depends. Do you think I'm underestimating you? And you've been studying me huh? I'm flattered.

Have you ever seen me fight beyond two strikes?

I've never seen you fight period. Have you seen me fight?

Heh.

Thanks for the information.

Don't go acting all smug. You can study me all you want. But hearsay is still hearsay. It ain't the real thing.

Unless you can completely change your body's instinctual behavior in combat at the drop of a hat, even hearsay has some value.

Guess we'll have to see. I actually might just look forward to fighting you. What's your name anyway?

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