efinkymraenilef: (Dark Razor; Watch this!)
Dark Jake "Razor" Clawson ([personal profile] efinkymraenilef) wrote2011-08-27 01:30 am

Blackbox something or other. [Video post/location untraceable/August 27th 2011]]

[The video comes on to show everyone's favorite psycho feline. He is standing in some alleyway in some two. He has a big bright smile on his face and he seems to be having trouble not laughing.]

Well well, hello Digital World. It's been a while, no? Well I've decided to come out of hiding for just a little bit. I'm dropping something off you see. I got my trills out of it and now I'm tossing it out.

[The camera moved to show an unconscious Kats in a a trashcan. He is unconscious and sporting a rather noticeable head wound. It then turns back to Jake, who is trying his best to stifle the laughter.]

And before all of you out there, especially you robots, get all in a bunch about this, he's alive. And I only borrowed him. So come on down and pick up your piece of trash. He's a bit spent though. I kind of milked him for all he's worth.

[Jake laughs out loud now and goes on for about a minute.]

Well I need to get going. Can't be out here too long.

[And for a moment the location of the post is made clear. He's somewhere in Junk City but that's all you get.]

Later!

[And the camera cuts out.]

[identity profile] efinkymraenilef.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
You'd be surprised how well my seal has been working lately. I've got plenty of bed action. And I have my Queen. And that is one link you could never tear away.

Re: video;

[identity profile] efinkymraenilef.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
That's a good girl. Maybe I should get you a present then. What would you like?

[identity profile] efinkymraenilef.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
Bye.

[Connection terminated.]

[identity profile] efinkymraenilef.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
I'm going to enjoy beating you to death with one of your own arms.

[Connection terminated.]

[identity profile] vigilante-tamer.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
A whore isn't the same as a solid link, y'know.

And given how quickly your Queen's thrown away her toys before, I don't even need to try and break that one. It'll happen without anyone's effort sooner or later.

No, I think I'm pretty safe in assuming that you're gonna run out of hope before you're anything approaching a real threat.

[identity profile] efinkymraenilef.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
Dont. Call. My. Queen. A whore, you cocky little shit. And think what you want. You and those damn robots are going to get a rude awakening one day.

[identity profile] vigilante-tamer.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, I was calling your bedfellows whores.

Your queen, on the other hand, is a slut by textbook definition.

But whatever, just try to make it quick, huh? I don't have forever to wait for you to make the biggest mistake of your life.

[identity profile] efinkymraenilef.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
You and everyone else like you REALLY need to stop underestimating those you've never fought before. It gets really fucking irritating and makes you look like an idiot.

[identity profile] vigilante-tamer.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't that be the pot calling the kettle black, in this case?

Besides.

I've studied you. Can you say the same?

[identity profile] guardianofearth.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 12:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Jake...

[identity profile] efinkymraenilef.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey Miria. Long time no see.

[identity profile] guardianofearth.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you realize how deep of a hole you are digging yourself into?

[identity profile] efinkymraenilef.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Depends. Do you think I'm underestimating you? And you've been studying me huh? I'm flattered.

[identity profile] efinkymraenilef.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I honestly hoping to make it into a pool. Besides, all I did was borrow the little nerd. He's fine overall.

[identity profile] guardianofearth.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
He doesn't look fine.

All these things your doing are going to make it that much harder when I do bring you back with me, and that is provided someone doesn't beat me to you. So far, it looks like I'm the only one interested in taking you down alive.

[identity profile] efinkymraenilef.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, that's sweet Maria. It's nice to know you still care.

[identity profile] guardianofearth.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
...It is still called Megakat Auto.

[identity profile] efinkymraenilef.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
...It...It is?

[identity profile] efinkymraenilef.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
...Why are you telling me this?

[identity profile] guardianofearth.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Why do you think I am?

[identity profile] efinkymraenilef.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know! That's why I asked!

[identity profile] guardianofearth.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
There are people who still want you to come home. There are people who are still missing their family.

How long do you think it is going to be before Hanako realizes the real reason you left? How long before you make her cry, and make her believe she can't count on people?

[identity profile] efinkymraenilef.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
...The true part about what you said was Hanako. She's the only one who wants me back. Haku wanted me gone. She said so herself. And I'm gone. I'm not coming back. I tried being a goodittokat. Didn't work.

[identity profile] guardianofearth.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Haku was the one who asked that the name not be changed.

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